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Old Chinese Proverbs

# Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
# Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
# Man who run in front of car get tired.
# Man who run behind car get exhausted.
# Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
# Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
# Man who walk thru airport turn stile sideways going to Bangkok.
# Man with one chop stick go hungry.
# Man who scratches ass should not bite finger nails.
# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
# Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
# Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
# Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
# Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
# Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
# Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

Japanese Banking Crisis

Recent reports indicate the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of improving. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, it was today learned that Sumo Bank has gone belly up. Bonsai Bank plans to cut back some of its branches. Karaoke Bank is up for sale and is going for a song.

Meanwhile, shares in Kamikaze Bank have nose-dived and 500 jobs at Karate Bank will be chopped. Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank and staff there fear they may get a raw deal.

An Indian vs Pakistani

There was once a Indian and an Pakistani who lived next door to each other. The Indian owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast.

One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Pakistani's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Pakistani pick up the egg. The Indian ran up to the Pakistani and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Pakistani disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.

They argued for a while until finally the Indian said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the balls and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the balls and time how long it takes for me to get up, who ever gets up quicker wins the egg."

The Pakistani agreed to this and so the Indian found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Pakistani and kicked as hard as he could in the balls. The Pakistani fell to the floor clutching his nuts howling in agony for 30 minutes.

Eventually the Pakistani stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you."

The Indian said, "Keep the damn egg!"

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