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Toothpaste Bottle

Get an empty toothpaste bottle, and cut a slit at the very bottem. Then fill it with sour cream and mayo mixed together. Then, when you are finished, hot glue the end back on so that the "mix" doent come out. When all done, let it sit in fridge for a while, so it will harden, then set in the bathroom, and watch your victim get grossd out!

High Voltage Phone Fiber Optics

Call someone up and say you are the utility man on the roof dealing with the "High Voltage Phone Fiber Optics" on the roof, and that because of the work you are doing, the phone will ring a lot. Tell them, no matter what, to NOT PICK UP THE PHONE OR ANSWER IT for ANY reason, or you might be electrocuted. Hang up, wait a minute and call again. Let the phone ring and ring until it is picked up. Give a blood curdling scream.

Neutral Red

Does the person that you want to get even with drink red wine? If so, have I got one for you! Get yourself some Neutral Red, a water soluble, crystalline red dye. Mix some into the persons wine and wait for them to take a leak.

Nuetral Red comes out as red as it goes in, and people have a tendancy to get really nervous when they start peeing what they think is blood!

I'm So Sorry To Hear You Got Fired

Ring your friend before he / she goes to work and say " I'm so sorry to hear you got fired ! " - Act surprised they didn't know yet.

Go Around The Office

Go around the office and tell random people that a particular person (your friend?) wanted them to drop over at 10am - they will be surprised when 50 people drop around to their cubicle at once.

3M Post-it Notes

Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones's computer mouse - ensure that it covers the ball or the optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse, it won't work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!.

Take A Picture Of The Toilet

If you have a digital camera, take a picture of the toilet, then plug in your digital camera into a PC or TV (using TV-out) and get the picture on screen. When you see people coming out of the toilets, start laughing out loud and pointing. The person will come and see the picture and think you saw them in there !

Your Company Is Being Taken Over

Start a rumour that your company is being taken over and loads of staff will be made redundant. Watch the onset of panic.

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