Birthday Jokes

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Birthday Surprise

A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing "Happy Birthday." Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift-wrapped.

Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to "The Old Gray Mare, She Ain't What She Used to Be!"

Happy Birthday

A couple phoned a neighbor to extend birthday greetings. They dialed the number and then sang "Happy Birthday" to him. But when they finished their off-key rendition, they discovered that they had dialed the wrong number.

"Don't let it bother you," said a strange but amused voice. "You folks need all the practice you can get."

Short Birthday Jokes

- When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.

- My Husband said he wanted a tie for his birthday that matched the color of his eyes - but where can you find a bloodshot tie?

- My wife refuses to use Inter Flora for people's birthdays. She says she doesn't think people would like margarine as a present.

- Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?"
"I can't tell. There are too many wrinkles."

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