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School Jokes for Kids

Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

Teacher: How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Pupil: By norse code!

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school

Doctor Doctor Jokes for Kids

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking there is two of me
One at a time please

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

Animal Jokes for Kids

Q: What kind of money to polo bears use?
A: Ice lolly!

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!

Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!

Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?
A: He has cat-arrh!

Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can't bury them in trees!

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Information and resources on science topics of interest to young people, categorized by topic.

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Up-to-date information on growth, food and fitness, childhood infections, immunizations, and medical conditions from the Nemours foundation.