Lawyers Give Irrelevant Information
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Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog.
One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, “Where are we?”
The man yells back, “About a half mile from town.”
Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, “He must have been a lawyer.”
The other says, “A lawyer! How do you know that?”
The first says, “That’s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant.”
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I’ve heard this variation involving a Navy officer and Chief Petty Officer (senior non-comm).
A man is adrift in a hot air balloon. His b asket is engulfed in fog off and on for days, his compass has gone awry. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking below.
The ballonist yells to the figure far below, “Where are we?”
The man yells back, “About a half mile from town.”
The balloonists responds, “You must be a chief petty officer.”
The chief says, “Yes, I am, how could you tell?”
“That’s easy,” says the flyer. “The information he gave me was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant.”
“And you, Sir, must be an officer,” yelled the Chief.
“Yes, I am. How do you know, that?” replied the flyer.
“Because you are the one that is hopelessly lost and doesn’t know where he is, but somehow it’s my fault.”