The Bad And The Worse News

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A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.

Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.

Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.

Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.

Man: And the bad news?

Doctor: You have Alzheimer’s disease.

Man: That’s great. I was afraid I had cancer!

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Inguwiopi on June 26th, 2009 at 11:47 pm

Thats gay
bailey hardiman on September 10th, 2009 at 11:00 pm

thats really stupid? grrr
ingopoopee on December 11th, 2009 at 11:07 am

thats so gay is so yesterday
Inguwiopi on January 24th, 2010 at 10:19 pm

I’m gay.
miley cyrus on March 20th, 2010 at 12:31 pm

that was soooooooooo stupid you should get a butt whooping

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